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Check plugins for em icinga2 m0nitoring shit y0

Wazakindjes c8a2f984e8 check_testssl.sh: Remove redundant if (left over due to a restructuring of el c0de xd) 4 months ago
.gitignore 244e175687 Initial commit 5 months ago
LICENSE 244e175687 Initial commit 5 months ago
README.md c752980f82 Added check_testssl.sh: check a service's SSL/TLS security/encryption strength via testssl.sh ;];];]];]; 4 months ago
check_cpu a735fc38c1 check_cpu/rpi_temp: clarify arguments in halp output kek 4 months ago
check_ide_smart_sudo 68d70ec548 Should prolly use /bin/bash instead of fuckin /bin/sh lol 5 months ago
check_muh_uptime ff16564c1d check_muh_uptime: literal copy of check_uptime included w/ icinga2 for *some* distr0s, since I have a couple serburs missing em [=[=[==[=[=[ 5 months ago
check_rpi_temp a735fc38c1 check_cpu/rpi_temp: clarify arguments in halp output kek 4 months ago
check_testssl.sh c8a2f984e8 check_testssl.sh: Remove redundant if (left over due to a restructuring of el c0de xd) 4 months ago

README.md

Ayy lmao
This is just a qt lil rep0 to store mein "check" plugins for icinga2. ;;];];];];];]];

I'm also using this repo as a centralised roll-out point for additional icinga2 plugins for mein servers. Some plugins may already be included w/ icinga2 on some distr0s, so if one of the servers misses one I'll add it here too. =]]

Checkem:

  • check_ide_smart_sudo: that fucking feel when the built-in check_ide_smart doesn't check for rewt axx lmao
  • check_cpu: uses /proc/stat to get CPU usage (based on this)
  • check_muh_uptime: check_uptime actually comes with icinga2 only on some distr0s
  • check_rpi_temp: check a Raspberry Pi's temperature using vcgencmd measure_temp shit (requires sudo/rewt phambly)
  • check_testssl.sh: check a service's SSL/TLS security/encryption strength via testssl.sh